12/22/2023 0 Comments Fruit loop vodka drinks![]() ![]() First off, i’ve created another blog life and it’s kind of eating away into my time here with y’all. ![]() Several reasons for that and i’ll just spew them out here for anyone who cares. July 19: Stop Being Drunk, Lazy and Stupid – Just be Drunk and LazyĪs y’all have noticed, i haven’t been behind the Bar much this week. Who wouldn’t want to do body shots off this stripper Pole? ![]() The real reason i included this in the dregs this week is so i could post the collage up top and this young lady. But in other, less exciting news, Polish vodka tasters are tense, stinky sloths-this because they aren’t allowed to smoke, wear perfume or drink coffee. I have no freaking idea how many fishit takes to tipple vodka (you didn’t really think i allowed racial jokes in the Bar None, did you?). July 25: How Many Pollacks Does It Take To Taste Vodka? Mixed in the cocktail of her arrest report was driving under the influence. ![]() When the cops came, she ran a red and tried to run them over but crashed into a parked car. Then tried to do it again but bystanders pulled the doomed guy away to “safety”. To show her gratitude to this guy for his ultimate sacrifice, she ran him down on the Pacific Coast Highway. ‘Cause i really wanna see what kind of dude would be engaged to Maureen Geddie, this 65-year-old entity in Huntington Beach. The worst thing about criminals is we got all kind of shots of their ugly mugs and none of their victims. Only thing worse than i can’t afford it at $750 a bottle is that there aren’t any left if i could. Until this wimpy German brewery pushed the record by a measly 2% to 43% So what did the Brew Doggers do? Retaliated with The End of History- 55% (Brew) Dawg! The cool part is you get to drink it out of a stuffed animal. They came up with this record holding 41% beer. And that are educational to boot–how else you gonna learn what a “ stoat” is if it’s not for me? Y’all are probably too drunk to remember, but a while back i posted about a Scottish brewery called Brew Dog. God but i love headlines that don’t need my help to be funny. Polish Girls - Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper Not to worry, Hop-Head, she wasn’t using him for his peen work but rather his puny arms because she bought more booze than she could carry, which is a lot because girl can hold her liquor until she starts hurling it at people. To imagine that what grew from his man yeast is now out on a booze run with “Mo-han Full Is A Waste” must have Dennis rolling one in his grave. His dad is the late Dennis Hopper and guess what, he’s so late he’s not even coming because he’s dead. Lindsay Lohan was spotted like a leopard in my Gramma’s yoga pants which is just where Henry Hopper wants her. What will they think of next? Hopefully something that actually works because one journalist chick tried this for reals and said it just made her feel a little light headed, but i’m thinking that may just come from bending over in a toilet stall and trying to back a drunk driver up the Hershey highway. Apparently, you’re not anybody until you’ve doused a vampire’s teabag with vodka and wedged it up your rectum. There’s a not so new fad that’s snaked its way into the back door of America’s youth and it comes in the form of a tampon. Now, how many times have people called you a drunk asshole? How many times have you gotten drunk off your ass? Has anyone ever told you to take that drink and shove it up your ass? Guess what, now you can. From the intelligentsia that brought you eye shots and butt chugging… ![]()
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